Limited edition 'CUCK' hat

By popular demand, we've produced a short run of 'CUCK' hats in limited edition hot pink. Modeled after our bassist, Roman Pando's, signature headgear, this is a very loud and very comfortable trucker hat that positions you as a true Trauma Cat fan (i.e., a cuck). You will garner a lot of attention if you wear this in public, and for that we're sorry. However, Trauma Cat is not responsible for any confusing relationships this hat may get you into. Act fast before we sell out! 😿